did I tell you guys about the time I was waking up from the anesthesia after my second surgery and I punched my anesthesiologist in the face

except I don’t remember it at all

when I saw him later on he was like “you hit me! in the nose! I wasn’t expecting such a fight from you!” and he had the cutest accent too

so in conclusion I punched a poor dude with a cute accent in the face because I had no control over my body when waking up from anesthesia