okay now let’s take a moment to discuss how perfect jared is
goddamn I love this dude so fucking much
we were discussing about what our kid would look like (if we had one which won’t happen because I’m not having kids ever) and he was insisting it would be a boy and I was insisting it would be a girl and I came up with this general outline of what our kid would have:
- really curly hair, probably brown
- brown eyes (possibly blue since both of us have a blue-eyed sibling)
- a pretty nice nose (yaaaay I don’t have a massive polish nose)
- big lips
- long eyelashes
- round head/face
- baggy eyes
- probably going to be above average in height
- long legs!
- a totally fucking badass personality
maybe you can imagine it for yourself:

this is probably the best picture I could find of us in recent history so BAM